well, susan

go watch this video by maira kalman which pays tribute to the elements of style, as illustrated by maira kalman herself... on youtube!

c.

long, but so worth it

metal babes (i have long hair so you want me) - 24

Reply to: pers-587078843@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-02-26, 1:31AM EST

hit me up.. 6'2" 250, long sexy flowing hair, beard, love of all things metal (except for elitist death metal retards who think being filled with anger IS metal (thats what punk is for morons))

i like..
ManOwaR
women (ALOT)
pretty much all music with the exception of hip hop (which is completely different than rap mind you.)
metal is where my heart currently resides (used to be punk cant lie)
long romantic walks on the beach (i live next to it so i gotta. plus i want to get it on, on it one of these days)
kittens
beer and most other alcohol products.
camel lights
swingin utters and rancid.
red sox. (dont come between me and a game)
patriots. (they get me through the winter with out the sox)
Opie & Anthony
i like the bruins but dont follow them as close as i should.
by nature a celtics fan but haven't followed them since the team consisted of bird, mchale, lewis, gamble and parish. and fox though i was never fond (honestly has there been a reason to till this year?)
red heads (i loooooooove them)
conspiracy theories
"....." i use them alot cause i type in real time.. you will see. ("..."= thinking)


i dislike..
#1 hatred is won by.... COMMUNIST
#2 is close.. but women cant even compete with pinkos
hip hop mumbojumbo bullsh*t fake rap crap
new england revolution.. american soccer = crap. hell i don't like any foot ball. but definitely american soccer. couldnt get anymore half a**ed than that.
the media, this includes books tv and most music (everything you see and hear is propaganda... O&A don't count granted they are only allowed on to confuse you into thinking everything is cool.. but sometimes they speak the truth and they make me giggle like a little girl and i wanna f*ck norton.... not realy though)


ok so if ya got this far.. you might be cool.. but i abide by the "no fat chicks law" suuuure you can be my friend.. but honestly, if you have a higher weight to height ratio than me... ain't happening. and i have a pretty high one. i like to be able to give my women piggy backs.. not break my back. also i am old fashioned. i hold doors open (for all ladies regardless of age weight race etc) i try to offer my assistance for stupid things like carrying groceries and the such. but it's hard these days since everyone thinks i'm trying to rob and or rape them, so i have started to not bother. i'm also a pig, as-well as (somehow) the most sensitive man you will ever meet. on that note.. 80's hair metal power ballads are my thing.

still reading??? then you must be wondering why the hell such a sexy man is posting here. the answer - because when a girl talks to me at a bar, i turn into a retard. things like "i like jello" when asked "how are you" come out of my mouth.i can't help it. i am a nervous nelly. i have wicked social anxiety in most situations (depends on where i am and the type of people involved).
sooooo... here's the deal.... (still there?) you hit me up with a pic (i have plenty trust me) and some info and a topic with which to lure me into a convo, and maybe we can hit a bar or something if it goes that way. i know a great cover band playing thursday.

p.s.- phweeeew that was long winded.


you can't be that metal if you call yourself a nervous nelly! but hey man, he knows a great cover band playing this week. and he has long hair, so i want him.

c.

from: http://boston.craigslist.org/sob/m4w/587078843.html

gorgeous and adorable

czech out this cute and wonderfully illustrated little story by josef lee, over at the museum of modern fiction.

c.

barack, paper, scissors

today has been the day of funny barack obama-related things on the internet. examples:



and also, barack obama is your new bicycle has been making the rounds on facebook/the entire internet today.

c.


images from: my mom, and emily's facebook page.

that's so romantic

we danced, we drank, we kissed, you puked, i love you - m4w - 23

Reply to: pers-578497188@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-02-18, 5:34PM EST


Just another night at Faneuil Hall? I think not. We found each other on the dance floor. Both of us already having had a bit too much to drink...I felt like we really connected as Journey called out to me to 'not stop believing'. Somehow we made it back to your place...things were going great right up until you threw up on my face. But thats cool. Great relationships have begun under such fiery circumstances.

Lets do it again!

from: http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/mis/578497188.html

peter's stolen identity

I'm so bored with the U.S.A. - 29

Reply to: pers-576225459@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-02-16, 3:11PM EST


What is the most recent book you've read or are currently reading? I'm presently reading The Master and Margarita. So far I'm loving it and it's everything I expected.

What about the most recent movie you've watched, new or old, and why? The most recent movie that I have had the pleasure of watching was Serpico, the film never gets old; Frank Serpico's dedication to his career and beliefs is amazing; and Al Pacino's portrayal of Frank Serpico is stellar.

In the music category, do you have a song or band that just does it for you, a record that's been looping for weeks? What is it about this band that does it for you? For me it always was, is and always will be The Clash! In my mind, no band can or will top their creativity, versatility and intrepidity.

Tell me about yourself: what you do in your spare time, your favorite place to get away(even if that means staying local in the city), your favorite places to go in and around the city to have a good time alone or with friends, what do you do for a living, is it a passion of yours or just to pay the bills?

Tantalize my mind and I'll see if I can do the same for you. You can be modest or you can be pleonastic in your response, but please just be yourself. Attach a photograph or your Myspace link and I will do the same.

so, i accused peter of writing this personal ad. he is currently reading that book, and just updated his facebook status to say that he is "so bored with the USA". basically, someone is assuming his identity and using it on craigslist. the end.

c.

from: http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/m4w/576225459.html

obama crushes his opponents

barack obama has won the presidency by posing for the cutest baby photo ever taken. no joke. game's over.

c.

from: alex balk

the next greatest invention

no, seriously. this will revolutionize the way we live.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMNW51-RmwU

c.

new favorite toy

this came in the mail from hong kong yesterday, and i'm already in love... it's a lego-sized ipod speaker. it's actually the exact same width as my ipod, so it looks extra cool. and the sound isn't too shabby, especially for when i'm just sitting at home doing the dishes or homework. it runs off my ipod's battery, and doesn't drain it too quickly! i got mine off ebay, but they also sell them on fredflare and homeloo.com... in case you need one too.

c.

image from: ebay seller homeloo

paul's facial hair

this post is in honor of paul newman, the sexiest man alive, and a few of his forays into the world of facial hair (and general shirtlessness). umph. yes please.

c.

pictures from: a paul newman facebook group, appropriately called "campaign for a time machine so a young paul newman can be in my bed".

totally fake

a pomeranian waits during judging at the westminster dog show. this is obviously not a real live animal, but some sort of stuffed sillitude. eeeeeeeeeh.

c.

from: http://www.boston.com/lifestyle/pets/gallery/dogshowday2?pg=4

winter -- wah

it is snowing again, but i wish it was spring!

c.

cute animations from: http://komusin.pe.kr/

world's tiniest bodybulder

here, aditya "romeo" dev, the world's smallest bodybuilder, poses with his trainer. amazing. he's only 2'9" and weighs about 20lbs. he's only 19 years old! oh, and he lifts about 4lbs every day. 1/5th of his body weight!

c.

from: http://www.dailymail.co.uk

the breakfast club

here, jeff and i pose before the 80's valentine's day party at jimmy & steph's. we were andrew & allison from the breakfast club, aka the jock and the basket case.

c.

sign me up!

Basically Charles Bukowski without the success - 21

Reply to: pers-569404641@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-02-10, 1:43PM EST

21 year old, 6'4" single white male seeking woman willing to put up with massive wave of faults. I am new to Cambridge, having moved here from south Florida to escape a past filled with alcoholic mania and burnt bridges. Now I am here in Boston living in a one bedroom apartment with my ex-girlfriend (whom I still occasionally have sex with) though it is not the best sex.

My good points include: smoking, drinking, collecting antique cameras pens and 16mm movies, wild fits of rage, moped riding/repairing, reading, writing, poetry, guitar playing, drinking and smoking. I have plenty of free time for dating and romantic exploration since I recently quit my job and am now unemployed and generally spend days in a martini induced stupor reading 1960's science fiction novels and masturbating. It's important to note that I am a shut-in, a recluse, quite cynical and rude, and none of these habits or flaws comes with any kind of genius or talent or even a profitable career.


from: http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/m4w/569404641.html

who wants a missed connection?

Everytime I'm in the subway, I imagine myself getting a MC - m4w - 24

Reply to: pers-568970754@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-02-10, 12:05AM EST


Like the title says, I feel like every time I'm on the T, I picture myself getting a missed connection. Perhaps it will be the cute girl with the smirk who gave me a smile. Is someone from afar, looking at me as I look at others, wondering where they're going and where they've been? It started simple enough, reading the missed connections. They're really cute... well, sometimes they're spiteful, but in general they're cute... or creepy. But now whenever I'm on the train, I wonder if I'll see the description of myself.

Why did I write this? No reason, really. Just wishing you good luck in finding YOUR missed connection. And maybe if you see a cute guy on the green line and decide to post, maybe we'll meet. :P

from: http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/mis/568970754.html

missed connection for kerry healey - ow ow

Kerry Healey I would never have.... - m4w - 40

Reply to: pers-567649113@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-02-08, 6:52PM EST


I would have never pulled out on you Kerry Healey like Mitt did.
You were there all the way.

I would go all the way for you too.

I would never pull out till the job was done.


from: http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/mis/567649113.html

oh, hi again

lately i've been considering updating this again (and more frequently), so here is the grand re-opening post. ta dah! more animals in clothes and craigslist ads and found items to come!

c.

ps - this picture was taken from flickr, but now it has mysteriously disappeared. that or i forgot how to find it.